Hard Floppy 

Otherwise known as a 3½ Floppy Disk. Don't be mistaken - the magnetic disk that holds data is "floppy", even though the outside plastic casing is hard. They just wanted to confuse you.

I like to insert a nice hard floppy into my computer's awaiting slot.

Hard Floppy by TooCrooked August 30, 2003

Hard Floppy 

an uncercumcized erection

Wow! You deffinitely have a hard floppy don't ya?

Hard Floppy by michelle June 10, 2004