Handy Savage 

A week long, calculated hand job. A hand job 5/5 star rating in real life and on Yelp. A slightly aggressive hand job that ends with the giver exclaiming "Oh Yeah!" and the recipient splooging everywhere.

Jim: "So how was the weekend with the wife?"

Randy: "I'm still recovering. My wife gave me a Handy Savage and now I have to pee sitting down."

Handy Savage by DJ_Smedium_Dick July 29, 2017

handy savage 

A hand job. Masturbation, possibly mutual, probably self-given.

Zack: Yo, B, what are your plans tonight?
Brendan: Idk, man, I worked hard today. Prolly give myself a nice handy savage and go to bed.

handy savage by _bcom June 3, 2016

Savage Handz 

A toothless meth head that excels at any task that involves using their hands. If you find a flower garden that looks like the inside of a dumpster behind dive bar, but the flowers in such garden are magnificent, then you know that a Savage Handz must tend to that patch of vegetation.

We all though for sure that Willy was going to get his ass kicked by that Kangaroo, but that abominable overgrown Peter Cottontail had never felt the hands of a Savage Handz being used as methy projectiles before!

Savage Handz by Fish Outta Water March 15, 2023