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Second Hand Gravy 

Unbeknownst to you, your girl took a jizz blast while getting slammed in the ass by her side piece prior to coming home to have you rim out her chocolate starfish. Whilst eating her asshole, a/k/a tongue thumping her fart box, you unexpectedly taste something salty. You take a look at her "brown eye" and notice a creamy ooze beginning to flow from her bowels.
"You're not the first one at the buffet. So, how about some second hand gravy?"
"Last night my girl came home primed and ready to go. Little did I know breakfast was about to be served with some second hand gravy!"
"Could I get some second hand gravy with that roast beef?"
"My sausage burrito could really use some second hand gravy!"
Second Hand Gravy by Lil' Yeastie December 28, 2016

Gravy hand 

A person known for getting guys off with their hand.
The wrestling team loves Dan. No, it's just because he's a gravy hand.
Gravy hand by Author's ashes February 1, 2017

Grave hand 

That random hand you have when you cuddle your significant other, that just sticks out looking like a zombie coming from the grave.
When I cuddle my girlfriend I get grave hand.
Grave hand by Mr. Beastly September 6, 2016