Hairy Fondue Share definition Flag The act of skewering pieces of food and shoving them inside a man's anus then feeding it to him. I gave my boyfriend a hairy fondue and he loved it. Hairy Fondue by AlphonsoPinaColada April 17, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Hairy Fondue mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch