Great Horny Owl 

Once small and flightless, the famed "big bird" has evolved into her final form, possessing the greatest hooters this side of the Mississippi. She is tall but agile. Slender yet voluptuous. She is caring yet aggressive when threatened. This is both frightening and arousing. Take great care upon approach and wear baggy sweatpants.

Can't wait to report to work today and see the Great Horny Owl in action!

Great Horny Owl by Weaselwarrior December 10, 2020