Goattailed

the state of being pursued by an annoying drunk acquaintance who wants to keep talking and drinking with you while you are already in a goatfuck

I was fighting the goatfuck so hard but that guy just goattailed me until I turned in.

Goattailed by Shiftylifty January 24, 2018

goatnailer 

A disgustingly perverted man who finds the act of pleasuring unsuspecting goats quite appealing. Can often be found in petting zoos after hours.

Look at that goatnailer over there - I wish there were a law against that kind of thing.

goatnailer by Not a Goatnailer May 3, 2003