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frenemesis 

A person with whom you have a long-standing or close relationship, but who is the ultimate frenemy. An arch-rival who pretends to be your good friend, while undermining you behind your back.
She's not just a frenemy, she's my frenemesis.
frenemesis by nodramamama November 11, 2010

Fremesis 

The one person (or thing) in your life who gives you an endless supply of reasons to hate them but who you inexplicably cannot imagine life without. An even more vehement title than frenemy. Could be used to describe the relationship between Magneto and Professor X.
Hard-boiled, lonely detective: "Damn you, liquor. You've ruined my marriage and chased off everyone close to me, but you make life worth living. I love you, my fremesis."
Fremesis by DrunkandDisorderly October 3, 2012

Friendsistant 

A friend who is hired in the capacity of an assistant. Friendsistant status can only be attained by those who were previously merely friends.
Joe hired Hannah to assist in the production of Cuckoo Kitty sweaters for www.prettysnake.com. Hannah is now officially Joe's friendsistant.

frienemisis 

a close friend that is also your greatest competition. you strive to out do, undermine and defeat eachother at every opportunity, while still maintaing what appears to be a close friendship. whether you are actually friends depends on how you truly feel...
keep your friends close, your enemies closer and your frienemisis closest
frienemisis by PLB March 27, 2012

friendsisnant 

When you need to hire someone fast and the only person willing to work for peanuts is your friend....They become your "FRIENDSISNANT"
When you need to hire someone who will work for nothing they become your friendsisnant.
friendsisnant by Kittycares August 21, 2017

frenemesister

That female at work that is sometimes friendly, sometimes your nemesis, sometimes you want to strangle in a sibling kind of way.
That damn frenemesister - yesterday she brought in brownies and today she's in my office talking about office style & credenzas - I don't know whether to strangle, hug, or defenstrate her.
frenemesister by PabloNachos82 January 22, 2021