Footsome

Opposite of handsome. Applies to ugly guys only. Simply an unattractive male.

All of you guys look handsome, except for that one dude in the corner; he looks footsome.

by Habesha Enlightener August 17, 2009

Footsome

This word means anything but handsome, so it could mean "beautiful", "gorgeous", "good-looking", etc for any of you!
Perfect to describe VQC, for him, it just means "footsome", and nothing else.
Yes, VQC created this word, because he is not handsome, but don't want people to think that he's being harsh on himself (which actually isn't true.)

Person: You look handsome, VQC.
VQC: Wait, no- pfff- I am not! I'm footsome, y'hear? I am not handsome in any means.
Person: oh, okay, so... what does it mean?
VQC: Footsome.
Person: What?
VQC: Just as long as it's not handsome, I'm okay with it.

by VQC February 21, 2022

footsome

Lookin' good in sandals.

To all you mushy-hearted guys out there --- if you yourself are both HANDsome and FOOTsome, pretty girls whose twenty attractive digits dat you love twiddling and massaging in yer thirsting paws might feel even more like "returning da favor" on yer extremities wif their own soft warm slender hands.

by QuacksO December 22, 2025