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Flamingo Jockey

In sport, a flamingo jockey is one who rides flamingos in flamingo racing or dresses accordingly while riding a flamingo. The flamingo does not have to be alive for the jockey to be considered a 'flamingo jockey'
Flamingo jockeys in Barbados are renowned as having the fastest flamingos in the world giving them the nicknames 'Badoflams'.
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Flaming Jockey 

Squeeze a load of hand sanitizer into one hand. Light your hand on fire, hold on with the other hand to your partners love handle, and slap away and ride the pony with your flaming hand.
“Brother I sent the flaming jockey on my girlfriend the other night. We were SO covid safe it was fucked!”
Flaming Jockey by Fireslapper April 8, 2021

flaming ass jocky 

a very flamboyant homosexual that frequently runs through more mens assholes then a jocky runs laps during preakness.
TABBY: dude, did you see that guy wearing a skirt and rainbow suspenders?

BRYAN: yea he is a flaming ass jocky
flaming ass jocky by bryan sheets January 5, 2008