FOBM 

FOBM: Fear of Better Match. When you are romantically connecting with a multitude of potentials while always trying to not settle because fear of a better match.

Man. I am FOBMing right now, I really like this one, but what if there is someone better suited, perhaps over there, on this app, or at school?

FOBM by Yuhh January 9, 2021

fobmaster

a. a fob in a position of authority
b. a fob who is significantly fobbier than other fobs, therefore has been promoted to a master of fobs

In order to be a fobmaster the fob must:
- a fob who is balding, or
- a fob who has power over another person, or (fob or not)
- or fob who has white hair, or
- a fob who is older than 40

If your landlord or professor is a fob, then he is a fobmaster.

fobmaster by Ministry of Fobs October 9, 2008

Fobmobile 

When a large amount of Fobs exit out of a car/van

Person 1: Dude, how many people got out of that car?
Person 2: Relax, it's a fobmobile

Fobmobile by Mattyb69LOVA October 10, 2018