A person who finds aliens attractive in a very sexual manner. They typically dream about being kidnapped by aliens and they consider the earthlings unworthy of sexual contact.
Ex: Oh my god, in that Spielberg movie this actor gave me such a boner! Boy, I 'm talking about a real sex bomb!
Person 2: Whoa, wait... Are you talking about E. T.?
Person 1: Yes!!!
Person 2: Get lost, you exosexual freak!
The act of removing your Ex from your bank accounts, credit cards, and other related accounts. Also includes removing from life,car, and medical insurance policy. Should also include email password change-out and 'ignore' on Facebook, Myspace, AIM, Yahoo, et al.
Exosexual is a sexual attraction involving power, authority or strength. Also manifesting as an attraction for authority figures. People who are exosexual may look for specific features in a partner, often having a secondary attraction to traits they associate with power or authority. Exosexuals can usually be lumped into two categories; those who are attracted to people having power over them, and those who attracted to people they have power over.
Person 1: "I can't believe our boss is such a control freak!"
Person 2: "I know, that makes him all the more attractive"
Person 1: "Excuse me?"
Person 2: "I'm exosexual"
Person 1: "oh, sorry, I didn't know... I can Introduce you two?"