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exosexual 

A term used to describe a person that finds aliens sexually attractive.
Person 1: Damn! Lizzie is such a nice person, she is beautiful, too! I wonder if she would like to have dinner with me...

Person 2: Sorry, bro. I hate to break it to you, but she is exosexual, so, unless you are an alien, go find someone else.
exosexual by FrStrat December 20, 2022
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exsexory 

The term used to describe the individual you once dated that you currently have sex with on an as needed basis.
I considered calling my exsexory to squelch my loneliness for the night.
exsexory by xquisitlyfalable March 19, 2005

exosexual 

A person who finds aliens attractive in a very sexual manner. They typically dream about being kidnapped by aliens and they consider the earthlings unworthy of sexual contact.
Ex: Oh my god, in that Spielberg movie this actor gave me such a boner! Boy, I 'm talking about a real sex bomb!

Person 2: Whoa, wait... Are you talking about E. T.?
Person 1: Yes!!!
Person 2: Get lost, you exosexual freak!
exosexual by Strat(osphera) December 22, 2022

Exoexocism 

The act of removing your Ex from your bank accounts, credit cards, and other related accounts. Also includes removing from life,car, and medical insurance policy. Should also include email password change-out and 'ignore' on Facebook, Myspace, AIM, Yahoo, et al.
Yeah we are getting a divorce looks like I have to perform an Exoexocism to get rid of her.
Exoexocism by TheRealMcCoy August 3, 2009

exosexual 

Only being attracted to a kpop group members called exo.
person 1: "hi cutie, can i have your number"
Person 2: "sorry, im exosexual"
Person1: "backs aways slowly"

Person1: "ow look at that guy, he is so into you,.go talk to him"
Person2: "sorry, but I'm exosexual"
Person1: "ow sorry, I didn't know"
exosexual by exo things October 18, 2020

Exosexual 

Exosexual is a sexual attraction involving power, authority or strength. Also manifesting as an attraction for authority figures. People who are exosexual may look for specific features in a partner, often having a secondary attraction to traits they associate with power or authority. Exosexuals can usually be lumped into two categories; those who are attracted to people having power over them, and those who attracted to people they have power over.
Person 1: "I can't believe our boss is such a control freak!"
Person 2: "I know, that makes him all the more attractive"
Person 1: "Excuse me?"
Person 2: "I'm exosexual"
Person 1: "oh, sorry, I didn't know... I can Introduce you two?"
Exosexual by Theblackgoatsegg March 20, 2022