Empathighs Share definition Flag Masculine. The automatic act of slamming shut one's thighs when witnessing another male get whacked in the nuts. "Oh, man! when I saw that guy get hit in the nuts with the baseball bat I totally empathighsed. Empathighs by zenrose May 15, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Empathighs mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch