Dumb-Assbergers Share definition Flag Someone who acts like they have Asberger's syndrome (i.e., socially inept) but is not so smart. Their kid is totally weird but he takes the short bus to school...he must have Dumb-assbergers. Dumb-Assbergers by eddddddddddddddddd December 23, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the Dumb-Assbergers mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch