Dry Bork Share definition Flag To engage in an act of borking without the aid of any sort of lubricant.Nobody wins in a dry bork. "I watched Nathan dry bork Zack last night, and the look in his eyes said, 'This hurts me more than it hurts you.'" Dry Bork by MoreChris4You June 2, 2012 0 0 Get merch Get the Dry Bork mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch