Drift shit 

Whilst taking a dump and the seat bolts are loose, you shift to the driver's side unexpectedly. You just completed an artful drift shit. Be mindful of your hangdown, cause excessive angle may result in guillotine style removal.

"Did you see that!?"

"Yeah, tight drift shit Bro!"

Drift shit by BradFromTampa January 4, 2017

driftshitter 

a person who likes to voice their love of travel, but defecates themselves in secret

“Eww have you heard from Shannon? Ugh she’s such a driftshitter”

driftshitter by Lordbish July 4, 2024