Douche Plug

Blue tooth. Enough Said

Make sure you wear your douche plug when driving in California.

Douche Plug by iheartstats April 23, 2011

Douche Plug

The one plug that takes up five thousand slots on your surge protector

"Is there a slot on your surge protector where I can plug my phone in?"
"Sorry, there's one douche plug that takes up all of the fucking slots"

Douche Plug by bitchesondeck March 27, 2015

doucheluge 

The winter version of douchecanoe, popularized on Facebook during the 2014 Winter Olympics.

"Bode Miller is a multiple Olympic medal-winning doucheluge."

doucheluge by Resident Lunatic February 23, 2014