Douche Butter 

A codeword for your crush that you love and admire. Usually you keep him in secret.

Person 1: who's your crush??
Person 2: oh, you know Douche Butter

Douche Butter by averagegrandma October 10, 2014

peanut butter douche 

-a person who is a douche bag x10.

-or douching with peanut butter.

-"peanutbutterdou-che."

-"have you tried the peanut butter douche?"

peanut butter douche by Anonymous September 17, 2003

douchebusters 

A highly trained squad of anonymous heroes, commissioned in 1982 by the Miami City Council for the elimination of douchebags from local bars and clubs.

I was getting cock-blocked by the douche wearing the pink shirt with the collar popped, until I called Douchebusters. Thanks to them, I'm going home with a hot piece of ass.

douchebusters by Capt. Phil McCrotch December 21, 2007