Dorminey

A whiney bitch. Especially when complaints have little to no base on reality.

Also: Lacking a functioning pair of testicles.

Dude, you sound like a Dorminey. Clean the sand out of your vagina.

Dorminey by Souris.fait.meuh July 23, 2011

Dominey Effect 

The Dominey Effect is when a person has an internal hemorrhoid or several inside the rectum creating two or more distinctive strings of loaf when said person is on the can. The Dominey Effect is usually seen in public restrooms or restrooms in the workplace. It is usually the product of those who sit for longer than average periods of time i.e. office workers, video game addicts, lazy people, etc.

An office worker enters the restroom at the end of lunch break, and is ready to take a huge load off when he opens the stall door and sees that the previous user left a surprise in the bowl, and gagged when he saw the linguini shaped product of the Dominey Effect.

Dominey Effect by dicksucksrich September 1, 2010