Dimification

To take something old and tired looking (usually an item of furniture) and transform it into something wonderful

The old tired looking scratched table was transformed by Dimification into a beautiful new looking table

Dimification by TryingToBeOldStyle December 11, 2011

Dumbification 

Fucking someone so hard they go stupid.

Person A: dude, I’m totally into dumbification.

Person B: that’s fucking weird dude

Dumbification by Poosayslurper42069 June 12, 2022

dilfication 

The process of becoming a DILF or DILF-like. Is not limited to literal fathers, applicable to any man as long as they are grown adults who have shown immense physical maturation and acted as a paternal figure within that period.

Girl 1: Did you notice the dilfication of Qian Kun these past two years?
Girl 2: Yeah! Taking care of WayV really made him glow.

dilfication by itwasforthepeople October 14, 2020

deification

To lift to a deity, adore as a a god or goddess.

The deification of Madonna is so 80's.

deification by druiloor March 5, 2018

dumbification 

The dumbing down of the human intelligence.

The dumbification of the human socitey effects everyone of all races and class.

dumbification by The knowleged one September 15, 2010

[dumbification] 

The art of making himself/herself or someone else dumb

Me: What's dumbification?
Other Person: Dumbification is the art of making himself/herself or someone else dumb...
Me: I'm feeling it already...

[dumbification] by AP Creators March 26, 2015

desication/desification 

origination in the term 'desi'- a colloquial descriptive of a person from india, the desh, the motherland,

desication/desification refers to the progressive acquisition of indian cultural traits by non-indians and especially white people.

this indianising of an individual or a culture is exemplified when a person becomes adept at eating with their hands (and intensifies when they can eat rice with their hands), when their spice tolerance levels reach impressive levels (impressive even to desis), when they know and can recount the names of various dishes and the different spice combinations in each and finally concretises when a movie scene with dancing in the rain invokes the use of the fast forward button.
"joans desication/desification is almost complete. she knows how to eat rice with her hands and she can eat spicy food now"

desication/desification by evolvepast8 January 25, 2010