Dikeface Share definition Flag A taco eater of female persuasion that has massive acne due to the residue of cum juice on her face constantly Vanessa was straight, but now she's the biggest Dikeface this side of the Mississippi. Dikeface by Splooge McCooch February 27, 2003 0 0 Get merch Get the Dikeface mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch