Dike-abetes 

Sexually transmitted obesity. The symptoms include: Dry mouth and Vagina, with low to zero vitamin D

That pussy tasted so good; Now I got Dike-abetes.

Dike-abetes by DavidChapel November 28, 2020

dykeabetes 

the combination of dyke and diabetes(the sugars). Slang term commonly used to describe the fat chick at a bar, who could very possible have a physical illness due to obesity, as well as looking like a lesbian.

Joe: Hey Ted, look at that chick over there, i'm bettin on 300 pounds.

Ted: Well 300 dollars says she has Dykeabetes!

dykeabetes by brandon freekin mccandlish June 22, 2008