Cyber spank 

To suffer a public “telling off” on a social network site.

An admonishment by parent for social networking while you should be doing college work.

Example cyber spank: “Now get off Facebook and go and do some revision xxx”

Cyber spank by outback dingoes June 10, 2010

cyber-shank

To masturbate whilst defecating, simulanteously looking at porn on the internet

I haven't had a shag in ages, I'm off for a cyber-shank.

cyber-shank by Rab Warnock October 2, 2007