Crystal Math 

When someone smokes crystal meth and then does their math homework.

When the teacher asked little Timmy how he got his homework done so fast, Timmy replied,

"I went home and did some crystal math."

Crystal Math by PepPep98 May 6, 2011

gayden crystalmeth 

Insult for wooden canadian actor hayden christensen.

"I'm deeply sorry, master. My wooden acting embarrasses you."
Gayden crystalmeth is a sausage smuggler.
If the editor is a girl, this won't get published because she'll say
"like OMg Hayden is teh hizzot!!111eleven1one!!"

gayden crystalmeth by Adrian December 28, 2005