Crotch music

When someone is listening to their iPod and they hold it between their legs whilst doing something else.

John: Eww, crotch music!
Mark: Aww, come on, I'm reading the map.

Crotch music by PalindromicAnna September 24, 2007

music crotch 

When one of your earbuds fall down and rests in your crothch.

Dude: Shit
Mate: What?
Dude: I just got a music crotch
Mate: Haha lol

music crotch by music crothch January 31, 2016