Croovman 

Croovman was the first reported person to knowingly ingest anal leakage as a supposed source of Vitamin A. He was wrong and still is.

Mrs. Croovman sought out alternate nutrition sources in all the wrong places.

Croovman by Blazingcabbage October 9, 2011

Crookman

A male with a big veiny crooked dick

Sally slept with John last night. She says he's a real crookman.

Crookman by Veiny CLUM March 24, 2011