Crack Raid 

The act of rushing in at a male or group of males and taking them down quickly in order to steal their female counterparts. Often involves a kick to the back of the knees, a boot to the neck and a lot of yelling.

A successful crack raider will move in quick, take down the target(s), obtain the objective, and get out before neighbors know what happened.

Due to the suddenness and urgency encompassing the discovery of the objective and the need to remove it quickly, a warrant is not needed before a raid.

"Dude look at the jabronies that those cute chicks are here with. We should totally run a crack raid and holler at at those girls!"

Crack Raid by Crack Raider October 23, 2011

Cracklaid 

Noun (n): A beverage. To imply the hyperactive (and sometimes comparable to drug-induced) behaviors that are associated with consuming a sugar based beverage such as Kool-Aid.

*Joe starts laughing insanely and telling really bad and obscene jokes.*

Bob: "Easy bro on that cracklaid!"

Cracklaid by Ray Bensen January 6, 2008