Counter Creeper Share definition Flag That one guy or girl that is always sitting at the counter at your local bar or diner, is a counter creeper. Me: So that dude Jim asked me out. Him: He asks everyone out, he's a counter creeper. Counter Creeper by Siouxsie Supertramp May 5, 2018 0 0 Get merch Get the Counter Creeper mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch