Coffee Rip

A small hit of marijuana that you hold in while you relax your chest muscles, intending to come close to asphyxiation.

Everyone take coffee rips because we are almost out of weed.
If I'm trying to conserve my herb, I just take a coffee rip.

Coffee Rip by poorprogamming July 8, 2017

coffeeritis 

Disease of when you can’t live without coffee. Specifically form dunkin and your best friend driving u.

Ex: dang my coffeeritis is really kicking in if you don’t take us to dunkin right now

coffeeritis by Coffee guy January 18, 2021

coffeeritation 

That feeling you get when you have a sudden desire for coffee, notice you have some left in your cup, do that aroused "OH YES!" sound, then take a sip and are irritated, because the coffee is cold.

Dayum bruh, the coffeeritation is real! Need new coffee! NOW!

coffeeritation by Bastian86 September 13, 2024