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dollar chocolate turnover 

Slang term for a streetwalker in the Waterloo/Arlington area of Akron, Ohio. The nickname spread after a local fast food restaurant advertised a $1 chocolate turnover on their signage. One in particular, a reportedly transgendered person known as Darrina, patrols the area on her red hoveround mobility device.
Gunther had one of those dollar chocolate turnovers from in front of Arby's last night. He's lucky she didn't roll his ass and take his rental car.

chocolate sand dollar 

The act of taking a shit, not wiping, then standing up. The clenching of the ass cheeks while standing up will squeeze the dookie residue and create a chocolate sand dollar out of the chocolate star fish!
I have a chocolate sand dollar in my ass, I guess I should have wiped!
chocolate sand dollar by Eric "CL" December 19, 2017