Cell Phone Standard Time 

The time that all cell phones have. (CPST) Much better than Pacific Standard Time, cause it fits in your pocket.

Bitchy Teacher: Robert, you are 2 minutes late to class! You should show up on time to class. You are going to get detention!

Robert: What the hell, Mrs. Cooper! It's only 8:59 Cell Phone Standard Time!

Bitchy Teacher: Oh, damn.

Cell Phone Standard Time by Tylerk74 April 18, 2008

Cell Phone Standard Time 

The Time according to cellphones.
Most likely to be completely off ordinary time.

L: Whats the time?
G: By Cell Phone Standard Time its 1:45. Pm.
L: What the hell, we just had breakfast!!
G: Then we had breakfast at the wrong time.

Cell Phone Standard Time by Laura Bowman April 19, 2008