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Caterena 

She likes to lick to butthole. But she’s a sweetheart. She’ll love like no other and will always put your feelings about her own. She tends to worry too much but she means well. She’s funny, adorable, amazing, tender hearted and one of the most amazing women you’ll ever meet. Get you a Caterena and never let her go.
Get you a Caterena because she’ll never let you down.
Caterena by Crotchrocket300 August 8, 2018

Caterena 

She likes to lick to butthole. But she’s a sweetheart. She’ll love like no other and will always put your feelings about her own. She tends to worry too much but she means well. She’s funny, adorable, amazing, tender hearted and one of the most amazing women you’ll ever meet. Get you a Caterena and never let her go.
Get you a Caterena because she’ll never let you down.
Caterena by Crotchrocket300 August 8, 2018

Caterina 

If you meet a Caterina you’ll want to keep her. She’s one of the most loyal and devoted person you’ll ever meet. Shoot your shot, she’s a once in a lifetime chance. She’ll be there even if you and her have been through rough times, she doesn’t care about your past but most importantly if you’re ok and if you need to talk. Any place at any time she’ll be there for you. A shoulder to cry on. A buddy to laugh with. Or if you need to just yell. Trust me she’s heard worse things coming from other people.

She’s the most loyal girlfriend you’ll ever get. Strongest, most stubborn person. But certain people can get through to her. You’re lucky if you’re one of them. You’ll want to put a ring on it after a week of dating.

But be careful. Her anger is horrific. She can be ready to rip someone’s throat out and if you’re one of those people that can calm her down in seconds. You’re lucky. She loves you. Don’t take her for granted.

Normally someone with long blonde or long brown hair, blue eyes and a wonderful, cheerful, down to earth personality.
Gosh guys my day was terrible.... *Go to Caterina, she can cheer you up with just a smile and wave*
Caterina by TerribleTruth July 13, 2018

Caterina 

A complete GODDESS. She has gorgeous hair, no matter what! She is funny, kind, and sometimes slightly bossy. She will stand by you no matter what. Unless you piss her off. NEVER piss her off. She will freaking murder you if you piss her or one of her friends off. She is a brilliant person, but she sucks at math. So, so nice and accepting. My best friend.
Emmilia: (Cries)

Caterina: What's wrong?!

Emmilia: Tim broke up with me! (keeps crying)

Caterina: HE'S SO DEAD!! (Goes off to find him)

Caterina 

A term denoting pure perfection, to an almost divine degree. Used when no other compliment seems enough. Most of us will only get 1 shot at applying this term to sumthing in our lifetime and many stagger under the responsibility to use it wisely.

Caterina's in existence are unmistakable for their undeniable awesomness and celestial quality. The term derives frm the virtuous mythological creature who possessed a wealth of qualities, yet tragically burdoned by their own genius.
"that lunar eclipse was so... so... caterina..."

"omg try cookie dough and caramel, its complete caterina!"
Caterina by koshkaatown September 15, 2009

Caterina 

An amazing young woman with many talents.
Wow, she can sing and act and she's gorgeous too. Must be a Caterina.
Caterina by CrazyELF1551 April 27, 2012