Capridophile

A twentysomething male whose chief purpose in life is to hang around secondary school gates in poorly modified "sportscars" eg.Vauxhall Nova, Ford Fiesta, in order to attract willing jailbait. Characterised by bumfluff moustache and cheap jewelry.

"He is a capridophile."
"Mum, can you wash my games kit? It's drenched with a capridophile's cock suds."

Capridophile by Johnny Gila December 17, 2004

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Farmer Jim found a Capriphile fucking his prized goat on his goat farm

Capriphile by Castajoshellano April 26, 2013

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Neek: Half car half paedo.

OMG Here comes Neek the cardophile

cardophile by anon February 24, 2005

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