CMU Goggles

When one's standards for females is lowered a level or series of levels due to a small sampling size and scarcity of women, resulting from an unfortunate guy to girl ratio.

John would've never hooked up with that chick, had it not been for years of wearing CMU Goggles.

CMU Goggles by Usofat25 July 12, 2009

cumgoggles 

The blurry vision caused by the ejaculation onto one's face

Blane couldn't see last night after I gave him cumgoggles.

cumgoggles by Niggersaurus December 19, 2008