Buttery Hand 

The act of ejaculating into your own hand and then continuing to masturbate, using the semen as lube.

Person 1: "how often do you masturbate?"
Person 2: "technically once a day but I do the buttery hand."

Buttery Hand by Jsagahw March 21, 2017

buttery handful 

What is achieved when one cuts a hole in the bottom of a popcorn container and inserts his penis. Then proceeds to offer a handful of this buttery delight to his date.

At first the date was moving pretty slow, but about a third of the way into Nanny Mcphee..... I slipped her the buttery handful!

buttery handful by Loosejuice333 May 28, 2008

Peanut Butter Hand-Shake

A prank where you accidentally or intentionally get shit on your fingers (see Peanut Butter Fingers) then shake the hand of a friend (or enemy)

To get even with my ole buddy Brian I believe I'll give him a Peanut Butter Hand-Shake

Peanut Butter Hand-Shake by nibbles1969 February 12, 2015

butter hand job

Trouser biscuit

She gave him a trouser biscuit at Denny's for his birthday. Best butter hand job ever!

butter hand job by Candermusic January 23, 2018

Buttery Serendipitous Handjob

The act of poking ones male genitalia through a bag of buttery popcorn you are sharing with a woman at the movies. When the women reaches for a handful of popcorn she acquires instead a handful of buttery penis. Thus the Buttery Serendipitous Handjob is created.

Trent- Grant got a Buttery Serendipitous Handjob at the movies from that hood-rat yesterday!

Max- Hes my hero.

Buttery Serendipitous Handjob by What Grant did to her June 30, 2011

Second hand peanut butter 

When your dog licks the peanut butter off your balls, it is transfused with jizz at this point, and licks your face afterward and you get the taste of peanut butter and the taste of jizz at the same time

My dog gave me some second hand peanut butter, it was extra salty

Second hand peanut butter by Lynn Dunner June 10, 2017

Peanut Butter Handjob 

A post-anal handjob.

After a long day working the back door, he got a peanut butter handjob as a reward.

Peanut Butter Handjob by Leigh Awkwardman December 2, 2003