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Burger Boner 

A Burger Boner is obtained after one drives past an establishment that sells burgers during lunch or supper time. One is more likely to obtain a Burger Boner if they're hungry when they drive past said establishment.
#1: *inhales* Do you smell that burger air?

#2: Sure I do, but what does it matter?

#1: Dude, I've got a Burger Boner. I need a hamburger. Right now.
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Boner Burger 

The act of putting your penis inside of a McDonalds cheeseburger in place of the meat patty.
Customer: Id like one cheeseburger boner burger style.

Drive Thru Attendant: Sure one boner burger meal coming right up.
Boner Burger by Boner Burger February 12, 2022