Bummerama 

Bummer = bad; Bummerama = very bad indeed.
Often pronounced with a slight pause between the syllables: Bum-er-ra-ma.

Friend: Worst day of my life. My wife ran off with my best friend.
You: Bummer
Friend: Someone stole my car.
You: Double bummer
Friend: And the dog pooped on the carpet.
You: Bummerama!

Bummerama by MrWhooHoo November 12, 2012

Bummermuffins

1. Used to express frustration or disappointment, typically sympathetically.
2. A situation in which no desireable result can occur.

Chad, "Hey bro, I snapped my surfboard in half after I biffed on a gnarly wave yesterday."
Ted, "Dude, that's a steamy batch of bummermuffins right there..."

Stubs toe, "Ouch! Bummermuffins!"

Bummermuffins by Scott Little December 8, 2010

bummerang

a recurring bummer.

The ho's a bummerang, she keeps saying she can't come over and pick up all her damn stuff, and I don't want it.

bummerang by bestclioever May 22, 2009

bumpermagnet

A stupid bicycle rider/skateboarder who does not follow rules or, especially, common sense when riding on streets with cars. Mostly seen in college towns or larger urban settings. This can also pertain to walkers, stroller pushers, joggers and fitness fanatics who "can't let my heart rate drop". Unfortunately, sometimes it drops to ZERO bpm.

ASU has a large number of bumpermagnets on the street. Especially between 8AM and 3PM.

The best way to become a bumpermagnet is to wear headphones while skateboarding in traffic. It is lucky is when you only end up with a case of road rash.

This bumpermagnet was nothing but a smear on the pavement when he ran a stop sign when a bus was coming.

bumpermagnet by coyotemutt March 7, 2014

bumpermagnet

A stupid bicycle rider/skateboarder who does not follow rules or, especially, common sense when riding on streets with cars. Mostly seen in college towns or larger urban settings. This can also pertain to walkers, stroller pushers, joggers and fitness fanatics who "can't let my heart rate drop". Unfortunately, sometimes it drops to ZERO bpm.

ASU has a large number of bumpermagnets on the street. Especially between 8AM and 3PM.

The best way to become a bumpermagnet is to wear headphones while skateboarding in traffic. Lucky is when you just get a case of road rash.

This bumpermagnet was nothing but a smear on the pavement when he ran a stop sign when a bus was coming.

bumpermagnet by coyotemutt March 7, 2014

bummerang

when your girl/boyfriend is chronically bumming you out but you keep going back to them

my girlfriend is acting like such a bummerang, but that poonani isn't worth leaving

bummerang by Thatoneguybythewaterincali November 26, 2015

Bumarama 

Spraying faeces from the anus (or bum) in a panoramic fashion.
Missing the water completely and spraying the porcelain.
Not to be confused with Bamarama

Don’t go into that toilet someone has had a bumarama

Bumarama by Minty Greensleeves July 11, 2019