Breakfast Bra 

A functional peice of lingerie that you can eat your breakfast out of.

Wein: "We have a breakfast bra, go us!"
Jim: "Breakfast bra?"
Wein: "Yeah . . . want a spoonful of Bran Flakes outta my left cup?"

Breakfast Bra by Weiny Joy October 21, 2008

breakfast bra 

a functional peice of lingerie that you can eat breakfast out of.

Wein: We have a Breakfast Bra, go us!
Jim: Breakfast Bra?
Wein: Yeah, wanna have a spoonful of bran flakes outta my left cup?

breakfast bra by Weiny Joy October 26, 2008

breakfast bra 

A functional peice of lingerie that can be used to eat your breakfast out of.
It saves washing up and the milk will feel nice against your skin.

WEIN: We have a Breakfast Bra. Get us eh?
JIM: A Breakfast Bra?
WEIN: Yeah. Wanna spoonful of Bran Flakes outta my left cup?

breakfast bra by Weiny Joy October 16, 2008

breakfast brain

The state that a woman is put into after being fucked so hard and relentlessly that it eradicates all rational brain activity and triggers ahegao face, along with a life-lasting, permanent sex fixation.

"Did you do anything with Kelly last night?"
"Hell yeah brother! I gave that bitch breakfast brain."

breakfast brain by hal priest February 1, 2021

Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?

A phrase made popular by the 1989 movie 'Heathers' and the 2014 musical of the same name. It is very similar in meaning to 'Are you retarded?'.

Heather Duke: Can I be red?

Heather Chandler: Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast? I'm always red

Heather McNamara: I've been looking forward to this all day!
Heather Duke: Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?

Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast? by ChrisWiltrout December 30, 2016

Brazillian Breakfast

A fetish where a man takes a shit on a girls breasts, and then the man eats it off. Also it could be where a girl takes a shit in another girls mouth, and eats it.

My boyfriend had a wonderful brazillian breakfast for his birthday.

Brazillian Breakfast by kiddo44 August 31, 2009

Brazilian Breakfast 

A ‘Brazilian Breakfast’ is a Romantic act preformed for or by one’s partner. ‘Brazilian Breakfast’ is, usually, prepared by expelling hot, soupy diarrhea directly into a mug for the person’s partner as an early morning wake-up treat that is not only very aromatic but also, filling.

“John had been helping me around the house a lot recently, so I decided to surprise him by making him a ‘Brazilian Breakfast’ in bed”

“Wow, me and Min did shared a ‘Brazilian Breakfast’ last week, it was amazing!”

Brazilian Breakfast by reallysleepliion December 21, 2023