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Blonde guy complex 

A social phenomenon afflicting many (but not all) naturally blonde males, in which they become disproportionately arrogant think themselves irresistible to the opposite sex. Found especially in an environment where most other guys have dark hair.
Their massive ego will make them ironically less attractive to some girls, and, also ironically, *more* attractive to others.
Ben ran one hand through his curly hair, grinning condescendingly at dark- haired Elliot next to him.


Mark, having Blonde Guy Complex, was convinced that Jane was staring at him when she was only looking at the wall clock.
Blonde guy complex by Jupiter Frenzy February 25, 2009
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