Blogerty 

An awkward seminal situation. Perfect for describing that awkward moment when you spunk on your t-shirt.

Man A: ''I had a wank at that wedding in the toilets and managed to spunk on my shirt, I couldn't believe it!''

Man B: ''Ooo Mate was it Blogerty?!''
Man A: ''It certainly was!''

Blogerty by Malecomejones January 23, 2012

blogetry 

poetry written in a blog, so as to reach a broader audience, or to make certain that certain individuals see it

Tyrone decided to show his true feelings by droppin some blogetry, figuring his girl would see it one way or another

blogetry by E-Pizzle June 14, 2008