Birthzilla

The equivalent of "Bridezilla" for someone celebrating their birthday. The alter ego that appears when a person believes their birthday is the most important day of the year for not only themselves, but for the rest of the world as well. They refuse to settle for anything less than the most extravagant birthday celebration with everyone worshipping their every move. Failure to accomplish this results in everyone suffering the crazy shitstorm of crying, screaming and guilt tripping as this person throws a tantrum over everyone's lack of enthusiasm.

Oh no. I can't make it to Lauren's birthday party. Now I must suffer the wrath of Birthzilla.

Birthzilla by birthzilla victim July 13, 2011

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bitchzilla

...a really big, if not in size then statue, bitch!

That woman always complaining. She always got a gripe on. She is the biggest bitchzilla I know!

bitchzilla by jnemes65 May 28, 2015

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girthzilla pipe

A super big cock with a huge circumference, used to pound pussy. It is usually associated with a Pete North sized load that spews out onto a woman's face.

Sean: Dude, I just don't know how you do it. You're always slamming box.

Sam: Yea, well when you have girthzilla pipe like me, you can do whatever you want and girls will be pulling their pussies out all the time and begging to give you bobbles and the ole fashioned hand jobs.

girthzilla pipe by Richard N. Cheese February 18, 2011

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Girthzilla

noun: 1. a term used to describe ones toolbox after multiple jelqing sessions. 2. An object or thing that has a larger circumference than length.

After 40 strokes of jelqing per day, Sob's girth increased from 3" to 6".

After taking some megapump5000 girthexplodetron powder, Alex's biceps became massive girthzillas.

Girthzilla by akmoneyy August 9, 2009