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Bird Month 

One of the units used to measure time at Bird HQ. Usually used by Bird employees to distinguish from "Real Time" or "The Calendar" which is the common unit of measuring time outside of Bird HQ. * Second most common is dog years.*
"Wow! I can't believe I've been here for a whole week already!" -New employee
" Dude, thats a whole Bird Month!" - Not so new employee
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birdmouth 

When a female purses her lips onto the tip of a penis to avoid having to deepthroat.
Bitch you better stop giving me that birdmouth! I'll do like Kanye and turn you back to a pedestrian...
birdmouth by DZA2020 October 16, 2013