A large breed canine
descending from the northern most region of Malaysia often referred to as "The land of No-Argh".The Fake Bitorian is characterized by its large black nose, over sized floppy ears and gaseous discharge emitting from its rear end. The Fake Bitorian was aptly named in 1902 when French time share salesman Jerad Depardu was
repeatedly fake bitten on the hand and lower
extremities while enticing one of the golden creatures with a Kraft single.