Bench by Choice Share definition Flag When a man would rather sit down to pee, rather than pee standing up. Joe: "I always miss on the toilet seat man." Bob: "Thats why Im a bench by choice. No mess." Bench by Choice by SeanBreezy209 June 2, 2015 0 0 Get merch Get the Bench by Choice mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch