Bed boar

During sleep with your girlfriend or boyfriend, one partner subconciously keeps the other one awake by pushing the other to the edge of the bed, taking all the pillows and blankets, and snoring like a wild pig.

"Man you were such a bed boar last night, pushin me off the bed and snorting all night!"

by Mattsss October 10, 2011

bedboard

The only item in every hotel room that will keep two straight guys from bumping into eachother while sleeping in bed together...otherwise known as an ironing board.

Get the bedboard board you greasy goose, I don't want my leg hair grazing yours in bed.

by Sugar_Bear November 4, 2013