Beard Mocking 

Making fun of someones beard that is shorter than yours. Usually displayed by stroking in ones general direction with a less fantastic beard.

Did you see that guy? He was totally beard mocking me.

Beard Mocking by J-licious Mcnasty November 7, 2013

Beardcocking 

A man with nothing but a beard and a cock and all the confidence in the world.

She loves it when I Jump out of the shower beardcocking it all the way to the bed room like I'm on a good Sunday stroll.

Beardcocking by Redbeard270 January 17, 2021