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Barnyard Sampler 

A Barnyard Sampler is an off-menu item at Wendy's similar to the McGangBang from McDonalds. It consists of a Chicken burger, either Spicy or Home-style, that you add the following to:
Bacon
Cheese (optional)
An Extra 4 oz Beef Patty.

Most Wendy's locations do not know it by name, and when you get to the beef patty they might ask you to clarify what you mean. Just persevere and burger heaven will be yours.
Customer: Hi, can I get a Barnyard Sampler combo with Sprite to drink.
Employee: ... What?
Customer: Spicy chicken combo, bacon, cheese, extra 4oz beef patty, Sprite to drink.
Employee: ... You want the 4oz patty on the side?
Customer: No. In the burger.
<Order Placed>
Burger Builder in the back: Uhh... Is this right?
Employee: Yeah.
Barnyard Sampler by jmlsteele March 10, 2010
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barnyard sodomy 

The act of having anal sex with barn yard animals.
The Walton brothers were victims of barnyard sodomy.

barnyard style 

To attend a restaurant without placing a reservation prior, like a barnyard animal would, barnyard style.
Kimothy: “Did you call ahead?”
Bryant: “Yeehaw.”
Kimothy: “…?”
Bryant: “Course not. We’re going barnyard style.” 🐄

barnyard savage

Man look at that barnyard savage getting out of his lifted ford truck wearing a camo hunting jacket and a bright orange truckers hat.
barnyard savage by Bombaklod January 4, 2008

Barnyard Surf n Turf 

The act of having sex with a horse promptly after giving a golden shower.
After the meteor shower, Kate wanted to try Barnyard Surf n Turf.

barnyard spin

A sex position in which he make lays flat on the bed and the woman gets into the splits position on top and spins like windmill.
Bro: Yea dude we did the barnyard spin yesterday

Bro 2: no way dude that's sick
barnyard spin by Slokin9 March 1, 2018

Barnyard Slushie 

A Barnyard Slushie is when a man vomits, pisses, and shits into a woman's vagina when she's on her period. The man then eats the mixture, which resembles a slushie.
Guy 1: Oh god, I gave my girl a Barnyard Slushie the other day and now her coochie smells horrible.
Guy 2: Hot.