A dirty homeless asian who lives in oakland in a
house made out of cardboard in a alleyway. He plays tf2, quake, and doom. He has feelings for a girl who is a mexican and is
fucking stupid and failed freshman math and now is a sophomore taking freshman math. Ayam has a friend called Nick and they are
retarded ass niggers screaming "coceless" or "wagwan uncanny". Everyone agrees that nick should be hung on a cross and left to die. he is just a copy of ayam. They have a friend who moved to iowa named Gabe(very autistic). Fun fact everybody thinks he is Filipino but just got niggafied by the suns raze.