Avant Lard 

A reference to formerly junky "Comfort Food" diner concoctions, now up-graded and regarded as haute cuisine among the Hipster Elite.

"Did you try the grain-fed veal baloney and Icelandic goat cheese 'n' macaroni at The Greez And Spoon? It's SO Avant Lard..."

Avant Lard by longrider700 January 9, 2015

Post Avantgarde Jazzcore 

A fake genre of music used as a retort to people who claim to listen to a bunch of made up genres of music in order to seem interesting.

Rumor has it, only one band ever existed. They played only one show to an empty room, recorded and mixed the show into a live album, produced one copy, and then never spoke or saw each other again. The album was recorded through an old walkman, and can only be played through player piano scrolls.

Man 1: I listen to very obscure music, shoegaze-acidhouse, downtempo-core, Post-doublecore, chamberfolk...
Man 2: Yes, I too only listen to post avantgarde jazzcore, but these plebeians will never understand it. Surely YOU, have heard of it...?

Post Avantgarde Jazzcore by LiveRuido January 11, 2011

Avantgardster 

A person that dresses in avant-garde fashions, and often blurs the line between style and strange.

That dude with the mirrorball pieces and glitter eyebrows is such an avantgardster.

Avantgardster by Nat Sel February 9, 2013

avantgardista 

an individual who employs novel concepts, styles, or tekkers

my Montessori teacher said I’d never amount to anything in the Art World, and now look at what this avantgardista has achieved - his own exhibition in the fucking Guggenheim!

avantgardista by Robocourier April 29, 2022