Assholelyosis 

A patient is an asshole

This patients diagnosis is acute on chronic assholelyosis

Assholelyosis by Iamanurse June 4, 2019

assholeiosis 

A mental condition in which a person is simply an asshole.

Rush Limbaugh made fun of Michael J. Fox because he is afflicted with assholeiosis.

assholeiosis by briguy3 November 26, 2009

Assholeosis 

A disease that can be fatal,but mostly it incites a verbal schooling or an ass-kicking followed by humiliation(all of which can sometimes cure the inflicted.)
Symptoms include; generally being a dick,stealing candy form a baby,getting drunk and picking fights,etc...

“Look that guy just punched the Dalai Lama!!! He must have Assholeosis"

Assholeosis by Argento Blackgloves August 26, 2013