Angry Cracker 

When a white men, and only a white man, uses shit as a lubricant while masturbating, and when you are finished, you take the excess shit and put it into a bucket. You then turn on meatspin.com and leave the room

Last night i was feeling down after Sheniqua left me for a small horse, so i preceded to give myself an angry cracker and then go to bed.

Angry Cracker by Claire "Transsexual" Murray September 24, 2006

angry cracker syndrome 

Well anrgy cracker syndrome is when an angry cracker (white person) has way to much shit, way to big home (that's why black people come steal it), way to hot wife's (black people steal that to because crackers have small dicks girls like summer sausages not lil Oscar myer wieners an thats how you get an angry cracker).

When I went to the shrink they said I had angry cracker syndrome.

angry cracker syndrome by Cracker1&Cracker2 January 1, 2017

Angry Crackberry

While doing your girlfriend from behind, you check your Fantasy Football stats in one hand while smashing a fist full of blueberries down her ass crack with the other.

Jim seized the opportunity to give Heather an Angry Crackberry...all while keeping tabs on his Fantasy Football team!

Angry Crackberry by Coraline Bulldog December 9, 2010